Master Dong

from Disco Nausea by The Playground Slap

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Master Dong
(Lyrics by Marcelo Radulovich, Ray DeZonia, David Ybarra, Michael Addis - © 1985)

Oh hear what I say don’t you rap to this tune in the usual way
I’m the master dong the dragon gong if you wants to keep-a-time just slap along
Slap slap!

Check out my shit as you all can see I got a black belt in slap in umpteen degrees
I’m a legend and born in chorizo town where my soul was black and my skin was brown
I felt so small and out of place until I found an electric bass

I felt like a king and started slapping and that’s when all my good luck started
Bitches started coming from all around just to hear its aphrodisiac sound
Made me say ho! Get funky, I’m a slap slap happy junky
In 3 quarter time we end this rhyme shaking up a rhythm and feeling fine

I got your rhythm right here let’s rap the playground slapper’s cheer

Slap snap snake or bark, scribble dibble nipple and my voice will crack
Rapping up a tune like a slap balloon in a town called soggy star
Cos I’m the master dong the funky honky movie star figure and the prick of a donkey

Well now these for all we know could be the shoes of the master dong
They were made for walking no bullshit talking these dogs just can’t go wrong
Fruit doop de loop in my Seville coupe jamming bad tunes as we roll along

Well check out Ray he’s a master lay, he be steaming up the windows even in the day
Even makes Johnny Holmes look gay, stalks his bitches like a bird of prey
Check out Mike with his wonder spike he be fucking all the bitches since he was a tike
Bitches line up from car to trike it’s a 10 mile hike up his wonder spike
Check out Dave who the bitches crave he be shooting up a load like a tidal wave
The buddy Jesus of funk your soul he’ll save so make a donation now don’t delay
Now check out Marcelo not your average fellow got a cock the size of Montebello
g-i-g-o-l-o the bitches stroke his dong just like a cello

We’re the master dongs rap wizard king kong
some bitches have died when they’ve seen how long
We’re the master dongs rap wizard king kong
some bitches have died when they’ve seen how long

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from Disco Nausea, released June 14, 2013

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Titicacaman Records Encinitas, California

Titicacaman Records is an extension of Titicacaman Studio, a means to release to a wider audience the music being created within those walls. The label’s fast growing catalog includes: The Royal Orchestra of Titicaca; Crow Squawk; Son of Radul; Me Me the Moth; Nicey Nice World; The Playground Slap; Gunther’s Grass; Marcelo Radulovich and others. ... more

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