Slapper's Rap

from Disco Nausea by The Playground Slap

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Slapper’s Rap
(Lyrics by Marcelo Radulovich, Ray DeZonia, David Ybarra, Michael Addis - © 1987)

Forget Michael Jackson and his sister Janet
I’m David and my raps are gonna rock this planet
I’m the kind of guy that doesn’t say dirty things
But what I’m gonna tell you is gonna break your strings

I’m a slick rhythm psycho with lots of class
But when I hear a beat I gotta shake my ass
Got the ladies all screaming and then to dreaming
About trying to catch a ride on my ship full of seamen

They call me uncle Ray and I’m a bitches’ slave
You see these hippy dippy bitches they don’t wanna get laid
I’m gonna make them scream when we do the wild thing
Lounging all day in my banana sling

Now hold on Johnny you’re so full of boloney
You’re gonna wind up dead like a Mayor Masconi
If you fuck with me you’ll be fucking up a tree
Shooting the curl on my vanilla manitee

Caca cerote mierda carbon clap your hands and sing along
Don’t be a bitch don’t be a bore get off your ass and burn the floor

Well let me talk about a good friend of mine
He looks like a cerote and he’s full of might
He likes to play rough he likes to play sweet
He likes to talk back to girls’ pussies

I wake up in the morning and he’s pumping blood
I’m looking for a girlfriend cos he wants some love
Well everyone here have funky fun tonight
And here to tell you more is another friend Spike

I was born with a boner and the rhythm of a brother
I came out of mama’s pussy and right into another
My name is Spike and I must confess
When I’m not on stage I’m wearing a dress

I can huff and puff and stuff your muff
I can put my wang inside your thing until you’ve had enough
I can huddle and cuddle and make a little puddle
When you’re in my bed you’ll give me head and not a rebuttal

Caca cerote mierda carbon clap your hands and sing along
Don’t be a bitch don’t be a bore get off your ass and burn the floor

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from Disco Nausea, released June 14, 2013

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Titicacaman Records is an extension of Titicacaman Studio, a means to release to a wider audience the music being created within those walls. The label’s fast growing catalog includes: The Royal Orchestra of Titicaca; Crow Squawk; Son of Radul; Me Me the Moth; Nicey Nice World; The Playground Slap; Gunther’s Grass; Marcelo Radulovich and others. ... more

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